The boy toy CEO says enough is enough. Get a hobby, and get off his people's asses. I think we can do this for him, right? Don't be a jerk, Vikram.
"We do not have change-of-control agreements, special executive retirement plans, golden parachutes, special severance packages or merger bonuses," Dimon told a JP Morgan healthcare conference, adding that many of company's employees are in client-facing jobs and work hard with small and mid-size businesses.
"I am a little tired of the constant vilification of these people," he said.