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Shia LaBeouf Knows What It Takes To Get Hired At Goldman Sachs

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If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times. Rest assured that this coming April, when we finally get to see Shia LaBeouf in Money Never Sleeps, we can breathe easy knowing that this will not be the performance of some two-bit actor who knows nothing about Wall Street but a market moving BSD who's sucked it all in and is currently deciding whether his next project will be a rom-com, running a Citadel spin-off Ken Griffin's dying to land him for, or starting his own shop (potential investors: act quickly and he'll trim his fees for the first $2bn in AUM with an 8-year lockup). Not only does the Level 1 CFA candidate have his own E*Trade account, read the Wall Street Journal every single day, trade on his cell phone, have Bloomberg on speed dial and "lots of friends in lots of places," but he's been briefed on what's considered a dealbreaker when it comes to landing a coveted gig with Goldman Sachs. And now, he wants to share that wisdom with you.

[LaBeouf] impressed those around him by enthusiastically researching the heady world of proprietary trading, arriving in Manhattan 2½ months early to learn the ropes. And the attitude.
"It is a live-by-the-seat-of-your-pants mentality," he says. "I talked to a lot of Goldman Sachs people, and one of the requirements of getting a job takes place in the first five minutes of an interview. They take you out to eat. The minute the menu hits the table, if you can't order within 30 seconds, you don't have the job."

Next week: how to survive a whiteboard market attack. ShiLa did an ass-ton of research on this subject, studying under the guru himself.