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What Sort Of Horrors Did Lenny Dykstra Leave Behind After Getting Thrown Out Of His House?

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Not sure how we missed this but apparently the company charged with maintaining the upkeep of Nails' Thousand Oaks manse is none too pleased with the condition in which the place was left.

"The house was left by Mr. Dykstra in an unshowable state, with raw sewage escaping from the main drain line left undone," Brian Dubois of American Holdings & Land said in court papers. "The home was littered throughout with empty beer bottles, trash, dog feces and urine and other unmentionables," said Dubois.

At this stage in the game, there's really nothing too sick or depraved about L.Dykes for us to hear about (nor will it change our feelings for him). And obviously the listing of piss on the walls and dog shit on the floor as items that are a-okay to discuss with the tease that there were things that were so much worse that Dubois could not in good conscience and taste mention leaves us curious. Are we talkin' Couplea dead strippers? (It was an accident, he doesn't know his own strength.) Nude self-portraits? Molds of John Kruk's left testicle? Best buddy Jim Cramer's used cock-rings? WHAT IS IT?
Also, and I don't know if this is necessary but if cleaning services are required, we volunteer JC to tidy up the place in a French maid outfit, as this is all his fault.