A Sign You've Truly Arrived

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It's not when you've installed an ice skating ring in the backyard and it's not when you no longer need to rent but rather own your own ice smoother. It's not when Rolling Stone writers are claiming your balls are equipped with TNT. It's not when you've bought your wife a rhinestone encrusted Lamborghini but it does involve bedazzling. You'll know you've arrived when you can convince a woman, be it mistress or junior trader, to do this.
VEJAZZLING! [mobliving via Daily Intel]

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