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Carl Icahn And Donald Trump Rumble In AC

Donald Trump is dueling it up with activist investor Carl Icahn over Atlantic City's Trump Entertainment Resorts. Specifically, the two are fighting for ownership of the property, which Trump does not currently own. Don's argument is that the casinos "would be hurt if Icahn won because it would take the Trump name off them."

And that would be a sad, sad thing and mostly a great loss for humanity, because the brand evokes classiness, good taste and overall refinement. So Trump will fight it. On AC's boardwalk if it comes down to it. He'll even call The Situation to back him up. Or maybe, they can just take it to Minetta Tavern. We heard that's the place where gentlemen go to settle those kinds of things.



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