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Day One: Do It Across State Lines

Governor Paterson has a new advisor in none other than Eliot Spitzer, and we can only rejoice in the news. This is fantastic on so many levels. First, who is truly better equipped than the Spitz to advise him on a variety of matters, including, but not limited to: love, ethics, socks on or not, the merits of closet-banging, and what did you really mean by "things that were unsafe?' There can only be one. Spitzer is mentor and confidant all rolled in one convenient package.