Eliot Spitzer's Liason To Hooker World To Run For Governor

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Kristin Davis, the madam who once supplied Eliot Spitzer with hot young tail, said in October that should the noted hooker fucker run for city comptroller, she'd run against him. Now she's decided that a woman of her stature should be setting her sights on loftier goals, announcing her intent to run for governor over the weekend. KD's campaign manager, Roger Stone, admits that in the beginning, this was all about getting back at Ness, as Davis still harbors some ill-will toward the guy since she went to jail for 4 months for her role in the pay-to-lay operation and all he had to do was say I'm sorry but now it's so much bigger than that. "This started out being about Spitzer," admitted Stone, who in 2007 tipped off the FBI to Spitzer's hooker habit. "But now that it looks like he won't run, Kristin still wants to use her celebrity to highlight a reform agenda." So, no, this is not a joke, or a publicity stunt, or an excuse to put the boat picture on buttons and posters. And in case you were wondering, Davis is amply qualified for the job.

"I was valedictorian of my high-school class," said the golden-tressed Davis, sporting a modest black suit but wicked Christian Louboutins with 5-inch heels. "I worked 10 years in finance. I was vice president of a hedge fund. I went on to build a multimillion-dollar business from scratch."

Davis already has backers (50 Cent and some California pot growers) and anticipates that her old clients will want to send her some checks as well. She needs 15,000 signatures to get on the ballot and plans to send a group of Penthouse Pets to Grand Central during rush hour to get your John Hancocks. Get out there and show her some support.

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