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JPM: Don't Worry About The Snow, You Can Spend The Night


JPMorgan just sent out a memo to employees notifying them that in the event the snowpocalypse is really bad, they can reserve cots to stay over. And if they run out, Jamie Dimon will be happy to take people into his home, located not far from headquarters. TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE OFFER.

*** Please distribute to all affected employees within your LOBs/Corporate Support Groups ***
Informational Details: Update #5
February 9, 2010 at 4:30 PM ET
At the following locations facilities will have emergency cots set up for employee usage. Each of these facilities will have 100 cots for males and 100 cots for females. Employees expecting to utilize these cots must contact Facilities Direct (xxx-xxx-xxxx) so that facilities can obtain a proper headcount.
270 Park Avenue
New York, NY
Males: 2nd floor cafeteria (47th Street side)
Females: 11th floor conference rooms D & F (please use mid or high-rise elevators)
1 Chase Manhattan Plaza
New York, NY
Auditorium will be partitioned to separate males and females
3 Chase Metrotech Cente
Brooklyn, NY
Males: Room 225
Females: Room 201
575 Washington Boulevard
Jersey City, NJ
Males: 3rd floor conference rooms 305, 306 & 30
Females: 3rd floor conference rooms 302, 303 & 304
Employees who would like to request a cot for their office can do so by contacting Facilities Direct. Facilities will attempt to accommodate all requests.
PLEASE NOTE: There are no showers available at these locations.