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Let's Set You Up (For Life): A Sampling Of Some Hedge Fund Managers' Attractive Daughters

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As a full-service website, one of the things we strive to do here at DealBreaker is get you laid, be it by paying strippers to sleep with you or simply making you aware of what's available at the buffet and giving you a gentle nudge in the right direction. For our favorite readers, though, we like to offer a little something extra. For you, we think long-term. It's not enough to set you up with hot chicks to tide you over for the night-- they should be rich hot chicks, the kind that, should you hit it off, will give you the opportunity to a) never work another day in your life again b) play house-husband or c) start your own hedge fund sans track record, with their daddy's money. To that end, take two today to peruse a few ladies you might be interested in (this is just a smattering of eligible hf offspring-- let's not blow your load in one sitting):

Emma: daughter of Phibro's Andy Hall.

Caroline: one of three daughters of the Colonel, Paul Tudor Jones

Chrissy: another daughter of Paul "Make it rain chicken out there" Tudor Jones
Introducing Wall Street's Hottest Offspring [BI]
Earlier in the series: Your Shot To Be Made The House-Husband Of A Loaded French Lady/HF Heir


UK Hedge Fund Manager Sets Unreachably High Bar With Resplendent Private Residence For Chicken Friends

Crispin Odey is the founder of Odey Asset Management, a sausage brand ambassador, and a guy who unwittingly made fellow hedge fund manager Philip Falcone's life* a living hell when he pulled this stunt: ...Odey has upped the ante for poultry accommodation – he’s building a temple for his chickens for which the stone alone costs £130,000. The Palladian-style chicken house, designed by Christopher Smallwood Architects, has won planning approval from the Forest of Dean District Council, and will sit on the hillside above Eastbach Court, Odey’s Grade II-listed home. The temple’s roof – adorned with an Anthemia statuette – will be fashioned in grey zinc; the pediments, cornice, architrave and frieze are in English oak; and the columns, pilasters and rusticated stone plinth are being hewn from finest grey Forest of Dean sandstone. Naturally, the doors will be painted in the Odey Asset Management founder’s favourite Hague Blue – “to match the doors around Eastbach Court”, according to the plans...“The temple will be a lovely place when it is finished at the end of the year,” Odey said from a grouse moor. “The chickens will be grand.” Nice for the chickens, but obviously this gesture makes Phil look like a deadbeat by comparison, as he merely allows his pet pig Wilbur to live in his apartment and has never even suggested getting her her own place. You can bet someone will be printing a copy of the article and placing it prominently on top of someone's morning paper, and god help that someone if he doesn't get on the horn about building her the god damn Taj Mahal, ASAP. Crispin Odey’s chickens come home to (a luxury) roost [Telegraph via FT Alphaville] *And the lives of all deep-pocketed animal owners.