Morgan Stanley Takes Hardline Stance On Snow

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As many of you might've heard, earlier today, the New York City public school system decided to cancel school for tomorrow, due to the reports of snow and the fact that every seems to be losing his/her shit over a little powder. These people included the employees of Morgan Stanley, who've apparently been spending the afternoon trying to get out of coming into the office tomorrow. In fairness, the bank had kind of given people an opening by sending out a note earlier that everyone should "expect delays in your business travel, so plan accordingly." Gorman and Co, however, have had enough of this "I'm commuting all the way from downtown," "I'm a pussy," etc. crap, and blasted out the following just now: "The Firm will be open for business throughtout this weather event." So, please plan accordingly, by growing a pair. This is not DC.

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