By now you've probably heard about the killer whale, Tilikum, that savagely murdered an SeaWorld employee today in front of a packed audience (according to a guest, the trainer was "thrashed around pretty good" and at one point, one of her shoes flew off). A devastating tragedy, and something that perhaps calls for an avenging. By whom? Stephen Schwarzman, 'cause Blackstone owns SeaWorld.

The firm has put out a statement that but I think SS needs to do something a little more...intense. Like getting on a plane, taking matters into his own hands and harpooning this bitch. Or is that too much? Clearly it's a tough call. And one the Blackstone chief, who loves marine life, might not be up to making. So let's do it for him. Should Schwarzman take Mr. T out? And if so, how?