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Sex Writer/Madoff Victim Pens New Tome

Alexandra Penney, the Madoff victim ("I prefer the word 'casualty") who started blogging about her travails for the Daily Beast last year just turned her gig into a book deal. And now you can buy it! "The Bag Lady Papers" is a book she wrote out of fears of becoming a bag lady, "trudging the streets, cold and abandoned, with a shopping cart filled with tattered bags full of god knows what," after getting screwed by Bernie. Although she did lose money, the chance of her becoming a hobo was pretty slim, given that Alex has residences in Manhattan, the Hamptons and Florida. But hey, lemons-lemonade! This is not her first book, Alex (who "doesn't enjoy writing") also published "How to Make Love to a Man." We won't speculate about what fears brought her to write that one.