Who Should We Set Up With Jennifer Aniston?

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Jennifer Aniston is reportedly done with dating celebrities. She's now looking to be set up with "a wealthy businessman," according to her friends who've been talking to Us Weekly. Off the top of my head I'm thinking Warren Buffett would be game but lacking the assets you'd find on a Russ Meyers set, she's not really his type. Arki Busson is available and we know he likes the thespians, so that's a possibility, as is fellow Greek Jim Chanos. Who else do we think would be down to play CEO and secretary ho with JA? Let's get serious about this.
Jen Aniston "Wants to Be Set Up With a Wealthy Businessman" [US via Daily Intel]

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