Apparently it's March Madness day on Dealbreaker and while I know basically nothing of the sport I do know these things to be true:
1) Supposedly, Syracuse knows its way around the court
2) That they're playing tonight
3) That they have a chance to go all the way
4) That fans and alums erroneously believe that calling the place 'Cuse is cool
I also know something significantly more important than Syracuse University: James Dimon. And the fact that he's about to become an honorary Orangeman. And in case you've failed to notice, Jamie Dimon is a winner and he will not be made a fool (I'm looking at you Atlanta prosecutors). He accepted this speaking engagement on the condition that he would be addressing champions. Don't fuck this up.