SEC Supervisor Surfed Tranny Porn To Cope With Stress Of The Job

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A few weeks ago, an unnamed Securities and Exchange Commission worker got in a bit of trouble with his employer for checking out a little porn while on the job. Mystery Man made at least 1,800 logged attempts to check out some sites that included www.ladyboyx.com, www.ladyboyjuice.com, www.trannytit.com, and www.anal-sins.com, which, he admitted, "were kind of distraction per se." But he had a good reason for what we personally think is a very mild offense, which is that he had a lot of work to do, and it was stressing him out. And without knowing the facts, many have just been so quick to judge, without really hearing the guy out, which we think is unfair, and not the way *you* would want to be treated, were you to find yourself in the position of having to defend time spent on TrannyTit. You'd want a chance to explain yourself, and since surely this fellow does too, we've excerpted the relevant portions of his conversation with the lawyer sent in to investigate the matter. First, some background:

Next, Q&A:

Q: Can you say how long you may have been engaged in viewing pornography? Is it a recent development?

A: I don’t know if I can give you a time frame in all honesty… I guess depending on how you define “a long time.” I think, you know, there’s clearly probably times like I said earlier, where you know, I did not look at this material, did not search for the material, you know. I think the frequency increased as I felt a little more stressed, which was kind of very cyclical in nature, I think, because then, you know, I’d have work to do and would then have to take it home and work, you know, just to keep up. And then that would stress me out even more, you know.

Q: Our records show that on Wednesday, August 20th, beginning at 3:17PM, you made approximately 385 attempts to access a website called www.ladyboyx.com. Do you have recollection of attempting to access this site?

A: I do not. But as I indicated previously, that, you know, would not necessarily surprise me.

Q: Now I’m going to show you what has been marked as Exhibit G. This is a record from that same date, August 20th, which our records show that you made over 300 attempts to access a website called www.ladyboyjuice.com. Do you have any recollection of attempting to access this site?

A: I do not have any specific recollection on this site. But, as I indicated, on this specific day, I would not be surprised if I clicked a website on of those day.

Q: Do you view these images often?

A: It depends…define 'often.' For the most part, I’m not spending my day just searching or looking. It’s kind of one of those things where I felt really stressed, and it was kind of there. And, I, you know, I guess didn’t have necessarily the self-control not to look. But it was definitely not something where I was spending my whole day looking at it, you know. It would be something if I looked at it, I’d open it up and look at it for a short period of time and then, you know go back to working on what I’m working on. To my recollection, I don't know if I’ve ever broken away more than say twice in a particular day to spend time looking at it.

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