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FYI, Your (Bonus) Package Is Not Making You Better In Bed

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It's just that its size helped prime your lady to get off.

"In a recent article ... we reported that women with higher-income partners reported more frequent orgasms ... however ... the effect of partner income is no longer significant once the control variables have been accounted for. We therefore wish to correct the conclusions of our article. The association in the ... data between partner wealth and self-reported orgasm frequency is best explained by the fact that women with higher-income partners are healthier, happier, younger, and more educated than women with lower-income partners."

Correction: Rich Guys Do Not Actually Give Women More Orgasms [DI]