But it's after 5 the night before a 3-day and if I can speak freely? I need to get out of here and can't wade through this story just now. Also, while I'm sure there's many a gem to be found within, based on an intimate knowledge of the firm, plus the article's dek ("When it comes to its role in the financial crisis, Goldman Sachs has a message for the world"), there's no need. If I know my Masters of the Universe-- and I think I do!-- the message is this: "blow us." Or variants thereof. Prove me wrong.