I believe the answer is yes, and it's this, the Paul Tudor Jones-approved KFC Double Down Sandwich. (Description: "This one-of-a-kind sandwich features two thick and juicy boneless white meat chicken filets, two pieces of bacon, two melted slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese and Colonel's Sauce. This product is so meaty, there's no room for a bun!"). But, obviously some details need to be ironed out.

Should this be a one on one challenge, whoever eats the most in a set period of time? Should it be man v. chicken, a certain number of sandwiches with or without time limit? And who will be the first to take up this challenge? I'm working on securing PTJ or Oyster Boy (he's gotta eat lunch anyway) but in the event neither are available, someone needs to be a hero.