Housekeeping: A Note From Dealbreaker HR
You've probably already noticed that we have a new guest writer. Perhaps you've heard of him? Zach Kouwe, formerly of the NY Times, was last in the news in a little episode a little while back when it came to light that he borrowed passages from the Wall Street Journal, a no-no that got him dismissed.
You're probably also aware he'd done a similar thing to yours truly when he lifted a memo from us and claimed he'd received it on his own (a claim later retracted by DealBook). Apparently that's what it takes to get a job here these days! So ladies, if you're looking for a new gig just start CTRL+C'ing DealBreaker-- and I'm sure we'll be giving you a call. Plagiarizers with tech expertise will get extra-special consideration.