Bloomberg reports that the Fabulous Fab has agreed to testify at a Senate hearing on the Hill next week. He'll do so alongside Lloyd Blankfein, which *could* be awkward! What else will happen? Who the hell knows but here's a few items for the wish list:
* He refers to himself in the third person, by his nickname
* Childhood stories about his days in France
* Interrupts Lloyd and gets a backhand to the face (and vice versa)
* WHAT ELSE?