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The SEC Doesn't Give A Rat's Ass If You Or Your Tabby Cat Don't Want To Take The Subway

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I don't think I have to tell you that the SEC has been stepping up its game like crazy these last few months. They had a stern talking to with one of their employees about cutting back on his tranny porn surfing time on the job, they busted that "psychic" money manager , and now they've reaffirmed their commitment to protecting the capital markets by barring a trader from the industry for accepting car service from a broker he traded with without disclosing the conflict of interest. That's "bribery" and it ain't happening on Mary Schapiro's watch.

They also nailed his buddy to the wall for accepting rent and travel costs for himself, his relatives, and his pet.