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Which Hedge Fund Manager Is Dating Kate Hudson?

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Kate Hudson is apparently "dating" an "big-time" "hedge fund manager" "based in LA." Who is it? I don't know, because it was only mentioned as a blind item. But! I'm sure we can take two to figure it out. Assuming we're supposed to be using the loosest definition of the identifiers, here are some early guesses:

a) Mitchell Julis (Canyon)

b) Peter Thiel (Clarium)

c) Bill Gross

d) Shia LaBeouf

e) JEFFREY GUNDLACH (***Please let this be it***)

f) you tell us


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