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Why Is Jamie Dimon The Most Dangerous Man In America?

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According to Simon Johnson, it's because he runs a big bank and is smart. Obviously, though, there are many, many other reasons why JD is deserving of the title. In order to protect ourselves, the nation, and fuck, the entire planet, we need to identify the most serious now. Is it:

* Undiagnosed case of syphilis (and big fan of the raw dog)

* Secret rage problem that has resulted in killing many a man in cold blood (hobos mostly but cops, firefighters and RN's as well)

* Stores weapons of mass destruction in the JPM basement

* Stores weapons of mass destruction in his pants

* All I can say is that there's more to the Atlanta tire-dumping story than you know (I've already said too much)