This Memorial Day in Bridgehampton, Kynikos founder Jim Chanos will be honored for his contributions to Miracle House, a charity "a charity that helps caregivers and patients who come to New York in search of medical treatment." This is lovely and Jim is very generous. That's not what we're here to talk about. What we're here to talk about is the host, LuAnn de Lesseps. The artist formerly known as "The Countess" is a cast member of the New York edition of Real Housewives. Except that LuAnn is no housewife, having divorced her husband, THE COUNT (pictured at left with his former lady), last year. (I'm not proud that I watch this show but I'm not embarrassed either.) LuAnn started off this season on the prowl and now she is getting desperate. Last week she went on a date with a guy named Courte who has who has highlights. She's also looking for a place to bunk in NYC, having lost the UES townhouse in the settlement and being relegated to the Hamptons home. And, and I feel terrible for judging a reality show housewife by her cover, but I'm thinking she might be looking to land a rich guy. Finally, and most importantly, she's trying to get her music career off the ground. Jim, we're warning you because we care.
This chick is going to be on you like white on rice. If you're feeling yourself get weak, our advice is to play this segment over and over in your head: