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Somebody Adopt Cody Willard!

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Your devastating news of the day/week/month (fuck it, year): Fox Business has canceled Happy Hour. At this time it's reportedly "unclear" as to how the three hosts will be affected but it's obvious CW's gonna need a home. Who among you are wiling to take him in? Here's a quick list of what he brings to the table:

1) As the founder of a hedge fund that at one time had as much as $5,000 in assets under management, is considered one of the greatest minds on Wall Street.

2) Is a voracious Twitter'er and could possibly manage your account

3) IS CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, who would probably stop by your office at least once if his little buddy was given a desk there.