Woman Who Called Obama Hottie With Smokin' Body Full Of Regrets

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Yesterday, we learned an important lessons re: how to get on Obama's good side. If you're looking to convince the prez to shut it on the reform bill, or lay off Wall Street's asses, or appear on TV extolling the virtues of Blankfein's golden scrot, plying him with Duff's wings and complimenting his bod will get you far. Today, the woman who taught us that lesson, Luann Haley, has expressed that she probably wouldn't have done what she did if she thought everyone was going to make such a big deal out of it. Jamie, LB, Uncle Vik, et al take note: unless you want to be accused of being a "homewrecker" (and I know at least some of you do, so feel free to disregard this tip), consider being a bit more discreet when asking 'Bam if he's been working out and/or if you can squeeze his bicep. The men's room would be a good place though anywhere away from the glare of the camera should do just fine.

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