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Charlie Gasparino Reminisces About Intimidating Joe Kernen In The Locker Room, With His Schlong

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If you haven't been keeping up with your financial talking head drama, you (like me) might've missed the fact that yesterday on CNBC, Joe Kernen referred to Fox Business as a bunch of "wing-nuts." Fox did not like this! And you know who at Fox really didn't like it? Charles Gasparino. How dare Kernen refer to Chaz's new employer as such. "Fuck that guy Joe," Gaspo said to the girl doing his make-up as he worked himself into a frenzy over the offense. "Who does he is, thinking he can condesend to my people," Gaspo asked her before shouting "I said easy on the blusher, easy!" There was only one way to let Kernen know CG would not be taking this offense sitting down-- by taking to the airwaves and telling everyone about how he used to inspire prison rape fantasies in JK. (FYI, this is not the first time Chaz has mentioned himself/Kernen and soap dropping on live TV. To wit, two years ago CG commented breathlessly: “Joe is a little intimidated by me. Every time Joe sees me in the CNBC locker room, half naked with a towel around my waist and my tattoo showing he gets a flash back from a prison movie. Joe’s workout is 2.7 miles every other day on the treadmill.”)


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