Core Club Not As Stupid As It Looks

Apparently someone over there knows its audience.

From: Core Club
Date: Wed, 23 Jun 2010 10:40:09 -0400
Subject: CORE: greetings

Dear [hedge fund manager not pleased by the suggestion he and his brethren are full of shit]

I hope you are having a lovely morning so far.

I wanted to remind you of our Wednesday Night Social with live music. We will have Simon Barsh and his band performing from 6 – 9 pm tonight. Come and join us and enjoy this glorious weather at the terrace while sipping a delicious cocktail.

Also, please know that our fantastic SPA Paul Labrecque has added another service to their offerings: Introducing Colon Hydrotherapy with Brigit Krone. The SPA team will be happy to assist with more detailed information.

Have a wonderful day and please do not hesitate to contact me for anything you might need.