Crisis At Morgan Stanley: No Good Snacks All Morning

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From: Morgan Stanley
Sent: Tuesday, June 29, 2010 11:11 AM
To: Employees
Subject: Crisis Management Update - Low Water Pressure in Westchester Office

Due to the water pressure issue today, the Westchester cafeteria will have a delayed opening at noon and will offer a limited menu.

The following stations will be open at noon:

* Grill
* Deli
* Salad Bar
* Retail Snacks (yogurt, fruit, granola bars)
* Grab and Go Sandwiches

The trader pantry will also open at noon.

All food services will be served on paper plates with plasticware.

Also, from the front lines: "The toilets are out. 25 porta johns are now lined up on the patio...alongside dining facilities. Can only hope this leads to a Preakness-esque Running of the Urinals."

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