It's CFA time tomorrow and we know everyone taking it is going to do great! And if you don't, it's not like this shit matters-- just ask any of your MBA friends. Alternatively, think about it this way-- becoming a Chartered Financial Analyst will spell the end of your budding pornography career. Plus, we'll be throwing a special pity party for the failures, so there's that to look forward to. And because I know some of you are sensitive:
I really mean that.