Jeffery Gundlach Addresses The Issues

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Such as, how do you pronounce his last name? You might've assumed it was "Gund-lack" but it's actually "Goond-lack." Trying using it in a sentence. (If you want, take this one: "Good-lack, it's really uncool that you haven't returned my copy of Ass Traffic, Volume 9. Oh, what, now that you've got your own firm you don't have to play by the rules?") As for the other issues, Goond-lack completely avoids the question, which, if you want to talk about uncool, really tops. You'd think someone who previously claimed to in no way be ashamed but instead proud-- as he well should be-- of the library of porn in his office and the finest collection of dildos in the world wouldn't have a problem talking Dr. Fellatio but apparently you'd think wrong.

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December 7, 1941. November 22, 1963. December 4, 2009. All dates of such historical and cultural significance that if you asked someone where they were that day, they'd surely be able to tell you. Because they weren't just any old days; they were moments when everything changed. The bombing of Pearl Harbor; the assassination of JFK; and, perhaps most importantly, the firing of Jeffrey Gundlach from the TWC Group, which had taken issue with his decision to start his own firm, and choose to express that anger by first escorting him out of the building and second raiding his offices, where they found an amount of adult films and sexual devices that suggested Gundlach was operating an online wholesale sex shop distributor and keeping the inventory at work. TCW also sued its former employee and at the time, rather than roll over and take it which is something he would never do, Gundlach vowed to fight back and clear up the misconception that TCW was the victim in the situation. On the contrary, JG told people, the real victim was US taxpayers who were "promised" Gundlach's services and had to settled for a subpar bond manager when his relationship with the firm was terminated. Gundlach ultimately emerged victorious* and perhaps even more satisfying to The Pope was the number of TCW employees and clients who followed him en masse to his new company, the aptly named DoubleLine Capital. We're not sure how you celebrated last night's hugely significant anniversary, but we do know how Gundlach did: