Jeffery Gundlach Addresses The Issues
Such as, how do you pronounce his last name? You might've assumed it was "Gund-lack" but it's actually "Goond-lack." Trying using it in a sentence. (If you want, take this one: "Good-lack, it's really uncool that you haven't returned my copy of Ass Traffic, Volume 9. Oh, what, now that you've got your own firm you don't have to play by the rules?") As for the other issues, Goond-lack completely avoids the question, which, if you want to talk about uncool, really tops. You'd think someone who previously claimed to in no way be ashamed but instead proud-- as he well should be-- of the library of porn in his office and the finest collection of dildos in the world wouldn't have a problem talking Dr. Fellatio but apparently you'd think wrong.
