Kenneth Starr's Wife Might Need To Get A Job
When you marry a rich man whose income affords you the opportunity to quit your job, it's important to have a skill-set to fall back on in the event it turns out he's running a Ponzi scheme. Luckily, Diane Passage, who was told by an SEC lawyer today that regulators will "oppose any attempt to unfreeze [her husband Kenneth] Starr's crooked assets to cover living expenses for her and her 12-year-old son Jordan" has got some extremely monetizable skills as a former stripper.
The former Scores dancer -- who came to court in black patent leather high heels, a black dress and a pink Vivienne Westwood cardigan -- declined to comment, but her lawyer said she "is going to do what she has to do to support herself and her son."
Who will step up to the plate and give this lady a job?
Kenneth Starr's wife may have to start stripping again [NYP via DI]
