Serious Question Of The Day

“Is Greenwich ready for bestiality?”

This is not a rhetorical question and one that requires a serious answer. Is that answer:

a) yes, finally

b) yes, but more to the point, when has Greenwich not been ready for bestiality

c) no-- we keep our sexual deviance related to whiteboard markers and scenarios involving being tied down and force-fed melted Milky Way bars through a funnel only, thank you very much.

d) write-in

Hat Tip to the New York Times for getting the conversation started.