Stripper Blamed For Kenneth Starr's Problems

And by problems, we of course mean being caught running a Ponzi scheme, which is just rich. It's always the stripper's fault, isnt' it?

Starr’s behavior outside the office also turned erratic after taking up with Passage in 2005. He began to forsake his own counsel about modest appearances, spending more than $400,000 on jewelry from Jacob & Co., aka Jacob the Jeweler, during the span of several months in 2006, according to the criminal complaint.

In related news, Passage is still said to be looking for a new gig to support herself and son due to Starr's assets being put on ice.