Generally, when the topic of Jamie Dimon comes up, vis-a-vis his nuts, and what people would like to do to them, the answers tend to veer toward "build a shrine to them," "nuzzle them," "gaze lovingly at them," "have them rest on my chin," "put them in my mouth" and "create a mold of them and rub for good luck." Inflicting harm is almost never suggested, unless by a certain analyst who shows love via BDSM. Bucking that trend is a fellow named Sean Michael Carey. SMC wants Jamie hit where it hurts, on account of the fact that JD apparently owes him $142. "If you see him today punch him in the balls and say 'Sean Michael Carey sends his regards, fucker'," Carey wrote on the wall of the Facebook group he formed yesterday for the sole purpose of getting the message out. Carey adds that if you're going to do this for him, please be advised:

Punch Jamie Dimon (CEO of JP Morgan/Chase) in the balls [Facebook via Daily Intel]