Yesterday a fellow named Sean Michael Carey started a Facebook group called "Punch Jamie Dimon (CEO of JPMorgan Chase) in the Balls," the stated purpose being exactly that. He didn't say why he wanted someone to inflict harm on JD's (glorious, possibly cup-protected) sack, only that after doing so, you should add "Sean Michael Carey sends his regards, fucker." Today Daily Intelfound out the source of SMCs beef toward James: after bouncing a few checks, Chase froze his account and said they were investigated him for check fraud. And then:
"I get a letter that says if it comes back that I haven't committed fraud, they would mail me a check in ten to fifteen days." Carey was pissed: JPMorgan had hijacked all of his cash, and he had no recourse. "I've spent, in the last week, about nine hours on hold with customer service," he said. "It's so not like that when you're an employee [which he was, back in the day]. You get right through." Frustrated, he turned to Facebook: "I wanted to punch someone. Not one of the customer-service people, it was like, I wanted Chase Manhattan personified. When I got home, I thought: The CEO, that’s who I want to punch,'" he said.