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Is Anna Chapman Being Replaced By Another Redhead Of European Origins?

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On the surface, the only thing they have in common is the hair color, the birth in a foreign land, and the first name, Anna. But, you know, anything is possible and should it turn out that this girl is the new AC, you're gonna want to be up to speed on what she's all about. Anna Fermanova, 24, was held up by agents at JKF, who took issue with the fact that she was allegedly trying to smuggle a "$7,000 Raptor 4X night-vision weapons sight and two other $4,000 devices" out of the country, which you're not allowed to do. She'll be charged with "attempting to export the devices, which are considered US munitions," and is not only denying the spy label, but claiming to find this whole thing pants-pissingly funny, making her all the more suspect.

Fermanova, who was released on $50,000 bail and is being kept on house arrest, called the allegations "hilarious and over-dramatized."

"I am a US citizen. I grew up in America. I am not a spy -- that is just funny," she told The Post. "I am freaking out right now."

Her lawyer Scott Palmer said there was no espionage involved and that Fermanova's husband planned to resell the scopes to big-game hunters, according to The Smoking Gun.

As for the Chapman comparisons, while a LinkedIn profile has yet to surface, Anna 2 graduated from the Ogle School of Hair, Skin and Nails and has her cosmetologist license, which could suggest she's on track to employment with Barclays, just like the other Ruskie. The real test will be whether or not Dr. Doom has been worked by this broad. Waiting on him for comment.