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Jamie Dimon, Lloyd Blankfein Don't Need No Stinking White House Invites

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So Jamie Dimon and Lloyd Blankfein, the former of whom was once one of Obama's boys, the latter of whom the President just thought was a cute li'l fella especially when his face gets all scrunched up, were very publicly not invited to yesterday's signing of the financial reform bill. The White House asked every other Wall Street CEO to attend and probably would've even let Ken Lewis in if for some reason he'd showed up. And while they're perhaps hurt, while they definitely got together last night to hold a "fuck that guy" party of two, what Lloyd and Jamie are not going to do is act out and embarrass themselves. You'd like that to happen, I'm sure but somewhere between the 8th and 9th round they decided a couple of things. 1) That waitress was totallyyyy throwing LB the vibes and 2) That living well is the best revenge. Obama's gonna see them in the press, doing all kinds of awesome shit, doing even better than when they were together and he's gonna think "Man, I blew it." (It'll hurt even worse when he realizes the only person he has to console him are Vikram and the guy who replaced John Mack). First step in Operation You Made The Biggest Mistake Of Your Life Baby? The suggestion of an overseas affair.

Mr Cameron held a private meeting with senior Wall Street bankers, including Lloyd Blankfein, the head of Goldman Sachs, and Jamie Dimon, the chief executive of JP Morgan Chase. The two men were among the most vocal critics of President Barack Obama's Wall Street reform plans.

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Time was, Jamie Dimon was the most popular CEO on Wall Street and America's "Least Hated Banker," for reasons that included the fact that the man has soulful blue eyes, charisma out the ass, and was in charge of one of the banks that a) didn't go out of business during the financial crisis, like Lehman and Bear and b) supposedly didn't actually need the bailout money the government made it take (as JD has said previously), like Bank of America and Citigroup. The man, in the hearts of many and especially the adoring press, could do no wrong. Which is why it probably stung a lot that Lloyd Blankfein, a Wall Street CEO who also possesses more charm than a person would know what do do with, who was also in charge of a bank that neither went out of business during the financial crisis nor required the bailout money it was forced to take (according to GS), and who is also the owner of a pair of baby blues, though in his case ones that sparkle, could only do wrong. And while LB is not one to gloat at another's misfortune, especially that of a friend, he's obviously feeling pretty good about being living proof of the old saying, "only one Wall Street CEO's balls can be in a vise at a time," and right now it's JD's turn. Dimon did not attend the annual Robin Hood Foundation party [last night], but Blankfein was there, enjoying a rare night out of the spotlight. He shook hands, introduced his wife and, grinning broadly, posed for pictures. For months, Goldman Sachs has been portrayed as the callous Wall Street behemoth whose executives collected giant bonuses while America's housing crisis worsened and unemployment rose. But Monday night was different. "No one cares about Lloyd tonight. It is Jamie against the world, and that's got to feel good for Lloyd," another hedge fund manager said. And this is just the beginning. First, they stop calling you Satan and claiming you poisoned their food, next glowing profiles and cover stories devoting major column inches to your rippling biceps and the throngs of women you beat off with a stick. Dimon Pushes Blankfein Off Hot Seat At Charity Gala [Reuters] Robin Hood Scene: Blankfein, Soros, Rihanna [Bloomberg/Photo]