Jamie Dimon, Lloyd Blankfein Don't Need No Stinking White House Invites

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So Jamie Dimon and Lloyd Blankfein, the former of whom was once one of Obama's boys, the latter of whom the President just thought was a cute li'l fella especially when his face gets all scrunched up, were very publicly not invited to yesterday's signing of the financial reform bill. The White House asked every other Wall Street CEO to attend and probably would've even let Ken Lewis in if for some reason he'd showed up. And while they're perhaps hurt, while they definitely got together last night to hold a "fuck that guy" party of two, what Lloyd and Jamie are not going to do is act out and embarrass themselves. You'd like that to happen, I'm sure but somewhere between the 8th and 9th round they decided a couple of things. 1) That waitress was totallyyyy throwing LB the vibes and 2) That living well is the best revenge. Obama's gonna see them in the press, doing all kinds of awesome shit, doing even better than when they were together and he's gonna think "Man, I blew it." (It'll hurt even worse when he realizes the only person he has to console him are Vikram and the guy who replaced John Mack). First step in Operation You Made The Biggest Mistake Of Your Life Baby? The suggestion of an overseas affair.

Mr Cameron held a private meeting with senior Wall Street bankers, including Lloyd Blankfein, the head of Goldman Sachs, and Jamie Dimon, the chief executive of JP Morgan Chase. The two men were among the most vocal critics of President Barack Obama's Wall Street reform plans.

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