Would've thought this would be an area he'd excel, but no. This was the best he could come up with.
As Mr. Moynihan climbed the ladder, his work ethic impressed Kenneth D. Lewis, Bank of America's chief executive until the end of last year. Mr. Lewis gave Mr. Moynihan the nickname "Tasmanian Devil" and urged the board to support Mr. Moynihan, preferring him over any outside candidate.
In fairness, most of us would be unable to form coherent sentences in the face of someone who can send emails and eat lunch at the same time, let alone come up with good names. So, credit, and all that jazz.