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Breathe Easy: Jennifer Aniston Has Finally Landed A Businessman

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Back in February, Jennifer Aniston announced that she was done going out with celebrities and was looking to be set up with "a wealthy businessman." We suggested fellow Greek Jim Chanos, Arki Busson, and Warren Buffett but not being a dating service, failed to follow-up.

Today, however, brings the joyous news that Jen has apparently snagged herself "a wealthy European banker" with whom she is "madly in love." So great is this unnamed man that as a result of their time together, the actress "looks like a changed woman" and as for whatshisname and his whoo-ore and their 47 kids? "She could not care less about them." [SBS via BI]


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