"Interview me." Apparently his board also specifies that he's looking for a gig in investment banking but, you know, beggars, choosers, etc. Will JD throw him a bone? I'd like to think so but I guess we'll have to wait and see.
Sandwich board lists job-seeker's qualifications, if any potential employers are interested:
* LEVEL III CFA CANDIDATE
* MBA FINANCE: CORNELL
* BA LITERATURE: HOFSTRA
* 88 WORDS PER MINUTE