Eliot Spitzer's Liason To The Hooker World Officially Running For Office

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When Kristin Davis first made the bold claim she'd be running for governor of New York State, it was admittedly an attempt to get back at her arch-nemesis, Eliot Spitzer. It frosted Davis' cookies like no other that the man she supplied-- ballparking it here but possibly-- thousands of hookers with, in her role as the city's foremost madam, did no jail time, whereas she was behind bars for months. Figuring Ness would eventually get that old itch to hold office again, she announced she would take him down. Unfortunately, Davis underestimated how much of a time commitment Spitzer's Slate gig would be, leaving him precious little for a campaign. And besides which, no one thought she'd actually be able to get on the ballot. Well think AGAIN.

Kristin Davis, the ex-madam who supplied call girls for Eliot Spitzer when he was attorney general and governor, has gotten herself on the November ballot. Davis procured 23,000 signatures - more than the 15,000 required - in support of her candidacy as an independent challenger to Andrew Cuomo. She'll be the first woman in New York history to run for the office while on probation (for one count of promoting prostitution in the third degree).

Lest anyone have it in their heads that Davis lack the qualifications to run New York State, please recall that KD 1) “Was valedictorian of [her] high-school class 2) "Worked 10 years in finance [as] vice president of a hedge fund 3) "Went on to build a multimillion-dollar business from snatchscratch."

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