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Layoffs Watch '10-'11: Capitalize On The Millions Of People Who've Always Wanted To See A Wall Streeter Scrub A Toilet

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Earlier this week, Meredith Whitney forecast that Wall Street firms will cut 80,000 jobs in the next 18 months. Naturally we hope the Dollar Dominatrix is off in her prognostication but in the event she's seeing the ball on this one, it's important to think about what you might do in the event you are unfortunately axed. An equally desirable gig in the financial services industry might not immediately present itself. In the interim, you may need to do something to tide yourself over. Perhaps involving rubber gloves and that French maid outfit you've been dying to put to use. Take a page from this enterprising lady's playabook.

Spotted last evening on 81st and Columbus.