At Least One Person Would Like To See Tim Geithner Do Porn

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Earlier today on CNBC, Home Depot co-founder Bernie Marcus pitched a new TV series. “Take Timothy Geithner and put him in a new reality show," Marcus told Squawk Box. "It’s called 'Timothy Geithner Does Small Business', something like 'Debbie Does Dallas', and it ends up the same way,” he said. ”Basically, what they [the government] is doing to small business is very similar in this case [to what ‘Debbie’ did to Dallas.]”

Marcus felt this was the best way to illustrate what he feels is "how out of touch Democrats' policies are with the private sector." Unfortunately, he didn't get into any specifics with regard to the format of the show, in detail, scene by scene, etc. Does it start out with Tim Geithner going online or opening up the yellow pages and finding a small business that tickles his fancy? Does he then get in his van (you know the kind), drive over there, walk down the aisle of, for instance, the local hardware store, unbuckle and drop trou among the cans of varnish, do what he came to do and nonchalantly walk out? Does he talk to anyone before he leaves? These are the things we need answers to.

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