That's right, rewrite the past because the truth hurts too much.
Fortune: A lot of ink has been spilled on your supposed love affair and subsequent falling-out with Obama. What's the reality?
Jamie Dimon: We were neither in love nor have we fallen out. I still talk to the folks in the administration. I don't agree with everything they have done. I don't disagree with everything they've done. He may have close relations, but I am not one of them.