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Old Wive's Tale About A Man's Shoe Size Being A Good Indicator Of Other Things Proven True In At Least One Circumstance

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Exhibit A: The insane ramblings of former Madoff mistress Sheryl Weinstein with regard to Bernie's penis:

"This man was not well-endowed.”-- August 18, 2009

“Bernie had a very small penis. Not only was it on the short side, it was small in circumference. That he was now pointing it out to me was telling. It clearly caused him great angst. I wanted to be careful how I responded. Men and their penises have a strange and unique relationship.” -- August 19, 2009

“On the bright side,” she concluded, because of its size, “oral sex would be a breeze.” August 20, 2009

Madoff had a penis so small that “it would fit easily inside the opening of a single-serving honey jar” that sits on a hotel room service breakfast tray, Weinstein said. -- August 24, 2009

Exhibit B: His slippers being auctioned off November 13 by the US Marshals:

Size 8.5

Put Yourself In Bernie Madoff's Slippers [Daily Intel]