When People Spill Coffee At JPMorgan, It Always Lands In The Trash Without Making A Mess

What else do you have to look forward to upon entering an employment agreement with the House of Dimon, according to its latest investment banking recruiting video?

* Having your day narrated by a British man

* Taking part in high-level discussions that go something like this:

"Do we want more exposure to the gulf?"

"Hurricanes go through the gulf."

"Oh. So no."

* Scaring the shit out of pigeons

JPMorgan Media Zone [JPM via BI]

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