When People Spill Coffee At JPMorgan, It Always Lands In The Trash Without Making A Mess
What else do you have to look forward to upon entering an employment agreement with the House of Dimon, according to its latest investment banking recruiting video?
* Having your day narrated by a British man
* Taking part in high-level discussions that go something like this:
"Do we want more exposure to the gulf?"
"Hurricanes go through the gulf."
"Oh. So no."
* Scaring the shit out of pigeons
JPMorgan Media Zone [JPM via BI]
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