Janus said in a statement that it "maintains rigorous compliance procedures and has confidence in the integrity of its processes and its people." Big J, like those who've come before it, has also said it intends to "cooperate fully with the inquiry." In related news, just once I'd like to hear a firm say it intends to cooperate "partially" or "not at all"-- as there will likely be more "requests" a' comin', maybe someone will grant me this wish!
You Can Add The FBI To The (Long) List Of People Impressed With Jeffrey Gundlach's Brain
There is no denying that Jeffrey Gundlach is a hugely talented man whose IQ would rank among the highest in the world if he ever had it tested. "What's it like having lunch with a genius," he once asked a colleague, who presumably answered, "To be honest, it's giving me an inferiority complex just breathing the same air as you, knowing that your brain is the standard for how intelligence will be measured from now until the end of eternity." Until recently, however, the application of Gundlach's brilliance was largely confined to bond management. According to a new profile by Bloomberg Markets, though, Gundlach's intellectual prowess is just as if not more impressive when it comes to crime solving.
The State Of California Will Have To Pry Bill Gross's 90 Minute Long Showers From His Cold, Lifeless Hands
The bond manager apparently has a transcendent shower and if anyone thinks he's gonna give that up because of a little drought in California, they oughta think again!