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George Soros Is Long Female Condoms

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Today the Journal's Marketbeat blog brings us the news and the ensuing visual that "after a bit of buying on Oct. 21, [Soros Fund Management] reported a 1.3 million share, or 5.1%, stake in The Female Health Co., a manufacturer of female condoms."

Personally, never have I ever heard of a single person who's even once used a female condom, even as a joke, but leave it to the Don Juan of the hedge fund world to be consistently ahead of the sexual trends curve. In fact, you'd be hard pressed to find another manager who would do the sort of in-depth research and analysis of a large enough sample size to reveal these findings. Investors should feel comforted knowing that they're not just paying Mr. Soros 3 and 50 to screw around all day.