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Is That A 12" Lloyd Blankfein In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

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The search for the gift to please all is over.

Got a colleague who needs a constant visual reminder of what it is to have a pair? Sick of the look on your little girl's Ken doll face and looking to set Barbie up with a real man? Kowtowing to your wife's demands to throw out all your son's action figures that promote violence but wanting to replace them with someone still capable of wreaking havoc on the universe, just in a way slightly subtler than blowing shit up? Just needing a li'l Lloyd in your life, no excuses necessary? Might we suggest a Blankfein doll? The 12-inch figure comes with three different outfits and only $99 a pop is the perfect gift for everyone. [Business Insider]